In these tough economic times, we have decided it is about time Kona got a job.
He is really good at Herding Cats. Do you have Cats that need to be Herded? If so, call us and we will send Kona right over (red rover, red rover, send Kona right over). He is quite efficient at herding cats and is very fast, skittering across the floor and slamming into cabinets and baby gates. This (loud) technique causes Cats to fly in all directions, disrupting the calm that used to be our household. The Cats usually end up where they "belong". He never actually catches said Cats, although he tries with all his heart. Cats are occasionally found with large patches of slobber on them, usually on the tail or top of the head. This results in an added benefit....CLEAN CATS....as Cats typically do not like Dog Slobber and can be found cleaning and preening even hours after being herded, looks of disgust on their tiny Cat faces.
Rates for Herding Services:
We offer discounts for multiple cat households. You provide treats while Kona is herding your Cats. Free slobber bath for Cats included.
(No Cats were harmed in the making of this blog post)
For more info, please call 1-800-KONADOG!
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16 years ago
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Ha ha - tough times call for drastic measures. We do have two cats that need herding, but we are also under budget woes, so they are off to work next week. There new job is to participate in sleep studies. :)
Come to Nebraska and he can herd more than cats. Lets see there are 3 dogs and 3 cats just in our house and then there is the stockyards just down the road so he can get a job there with the horses, sheep and cows. Of course he would have to get a coat for the winter weather being a California boy but we can accomadate him and give him room and board.
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